I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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