Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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