Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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