I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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