dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
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