Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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