I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Damn victory sex feels great
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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