He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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