Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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