if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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