quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
third nipple confirmed
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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