Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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