quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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