people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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