Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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