Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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