Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
My bed smells like the plague
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Randomize
