Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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