Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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