I'm jealous of your bromance
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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