Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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