How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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