apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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