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He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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