i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
