whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
no more duck duck goose at the bar
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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