Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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