is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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