Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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