Swine flu. Run for my life!
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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