I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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