it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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