I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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