Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
