It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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