Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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