just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
God, I missed his penis.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
