Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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