I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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