i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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