how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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