i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize
