Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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