Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
why is half of my head shaved?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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