her vagine was all disorganized.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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