Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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