She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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