well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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