Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I will be naked everywhere
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He better not be in your backpack
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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