You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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